John Kelley's 3 Live-by Rules About Girls (Directed Towards Guys)

1. Girls like cologne.

2. Never hit a girl.

3. Pamper them.

These three rules were given to some poor helpless 5th grader on the bus (I pity you Mark...I really do) during on of John's Lectures. 

But I do like them.

Though the first is slightly random...