Inspired In French Class By A Crow

Today we had a sub of a sub.

And the sub of a sub just happened to be my least favorite teacher EVER.

While spacing out because she didn't even speak french, I realized our class was being run by a crow.

A big fat, annoying crow.

Not one of those graceful ones that swoops over head, but a fat one who squawks and squabbles to the point where your head just might burst.

Her curly black hair pinched her robust face, and her large black shirt with flowing sleeves acted as wings that would never fly when she tucked her arms in side them. Her shoes might just have been crow's feet that had just been through mud.

She screams at the class, and i laugh, because she really does have a voice like a crow.

Her large nose would be perfect for a beak.

She is round and clumsy. She would never be able to fly...

an injured bird?

a retarded bird?

We may never know,

she only squawks out bits and pieces that you can understand.

And she DEFINITELY doesn't speak french. 

(How could she? She doesn't even understand english!)

AUTHORS NOTE: 

Unfortunately,

This story is true.

As you can see she is really and engaging teacher.

But funnily, 

she doesn't know how to control the class,

and almost swore at us.

;)