Infiltrating My Soup

I love my soup.

My soup is the best.

I know exactly what goes in, and what I get out of my soup.

It is my very own and, i have pretty much perfected it.

But people keep trying to add new ingredients.

Sometimes change is good,

and I'm always open trying to have more people help me make my soup better than it already is.

But sometimes people put new things in,

that I don't like.

Keep trying that, 

and I'll kick you out of my kitchen.

Like celery, for example:

I HATE celery in soup. 

Won't eat it.

Then my soup is bad.

And I don't like that part of my soup. 

And the celery infiltrates into my soup.

And soon everything tastes like celery.

Everything is celery.

And when you et my soup,

All you think 

is

Celery.

Yuck!

And what about tomatoes? 

I don't like tomatoes unless the totally squashed.

Dried tomatoes?

Icky.

Stop doing this to my soup!

Stop making me try and tell you nicely to stop putting these things into my soup!

I am tired of being nice about my soup.

I like it the way it is right now.

And i just want to be rid of the celery and tomatoes.