Beavers ARE (even due to past comments) Your Friends

I AM NOT WITH THE BEAVERS! THE BEAVERS LIVE IN THE TUNNELS AT PIZZA PUT CHEWING ON CHILDREN'S ANKLES AND THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS COME OUT WITH BOO-BOOS, BUT THEY DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE THE BEAVERS ERASE THEIR MEMORIES!!!!

Random lumps are safe.

I even asked a hobo once.

He is my 2nd best friend.

(not really but he's going to be and I'm going to ask him)

I had a nightmare about some guy hurting hobos a couple of nights ago...

and the guy definitely wasn't a beaver.